The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched orange text reads "COLD

Arched orange text reads "COLD BREWED IN PURE SNOW" and "IT'S EVERYWHERE" along the top of a circular badge

and two green leaves sits beside distressed white text reading "SAN JOSE

" and "BASEBALL CLUB

stacked and repeated like a mantra for guys who peak early and never look back

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched orange text reads "COLDStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a