Let's Get Basted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Carrying a watermelon gets you

Carrying a watermelon gets you into places no resort pamphlet would ever advertise

A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double-fisting two golden beers

crown of thorns visible

Bold white retro bubble lettering reads "WHAT'S POPPIN'" across two stacked lines

Let's Get Basted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Carrying a watermelon gets youBasting a turkey is just a spa treatment for something that's already dead. Basting yourself with bourbon at the dinner table is the same concept, slightly better outcomes. The Details: Curved distressed cream retro text reads "LET'S GET BASTED" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn turkey faces right with a fanned tail in green, orange, and cream tones, standing on orange feet. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.