Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Golden-tan uppercase text reads "STARRING

Golden-tan uppercase text reads "STARRING RICK DALTON" across the top

Turns out silver bullets work better than a drunken posse

but Donny's getting it anyway

Naming a roller rink Ups-N-Downs in Escondido was either brutally honest marketing or a liability waiver disguised as a brand

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Golden-tan uppercase text reads "STARRINGTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.